So the whole family (mom, dad, brother, boyfriend, and myself) are out in the backyard hanging out and talking.
Then my dad tells us "ya know we'd be sacrificing some bitches tonight cause the stars are all in alignment." Then he turns to me and jokingly says "we be sacrificing you tonight sweethart. We'd have to throw you in a volcano or something!"
Now, without missing a beat my mother and I say "No you wouldn't cause I'm/she's not a......!" Realizing I almost flatout told my dad I'm not a virgin with my boyfriend in the room, I couldn't tell who blushed more, my dad or boyfriend!
Aaaaaaawwwwwkward!!!!